“Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one” The following essay contains a lot of sensitive and personal information, honestly told, but may still be for some triggering. It’s also quite long winded. So for a variety of reasons you are warned before reading. – Hank. I recently gave a …
She Hulk – I can fix it.
She Hulk may be one of the worst tv shows I’ve never seen. Forget the feminist girl power side of things, that’s arguable how bad all that is. But the writing, character use, effects, story arcs, acting, cinematography, everything is poor (Score is actually good, while licensed music is terrible), the humor… Woof. But it …
Today in fake news
Due to the overwhelming popularity of Rings of Power and its record breaking viewership; the show runners have been leaking information on their next amazing projects. Summer 2024 we can expect PREDATOR VS PREDATOR.The Iconic Predator faces off against an actor on his private island – who will survive? The now hero Predator or Kevin …
One eye closed.
A new show about Jeffery Dahmer comes out. Netflix reports it as the highest viewed show in the shortest space of time ever. Beat out that other over hyped Squid Game. How impressive. It’s not a bad show. Evan Peters gives a great performance, its dark and gritty and well made and shot and suspenseful …
Unrestrained growth.
There was a joke for a time that everyone was getting Netflix deals. The gag being they’d buy anything. And for a time this was sort of true. They’d mirror the kind of content that was popular based on user data and theoretically this should lead to a glut of great content which keeps people …
AN OPEN PITCH TO SQUARE ENIX.
I saw that a few years ago Square Enix were open to pitches for some of their acquired game licenses including one of my favourite games of all time: Gex. Well I missed that open pitch time. But they still haven’t brought out a new Gex game in years and with the recently discovered Gex …
TLDR: Will Smith and Free Speech.
Global Pandemics, lockdowns, social insecurity, warring nations, crumbling financial institutions, corrupt politicians, epic homeless and joblessness, historic inflation, children going hungry – But ignore all that: An actor slapped another actor! All jokes aside. This event has opened up a few interesting caches of conversation. First is that people are divided on if what Will …
… End of Line.
Another year. Or two. Or five. It’s hard to keep track when you’re “restricted”. Impersonal. Movies which most stuck with me this year: Hamilton. Nobody. Pig. Free Guy. Halloween Kills. Spider-Man No way home. And the biggest disappoints for flicks for me: No time to die. Mortal Kombat. Spiral. Army of the Dead. Black Widow. …
Tin foil hat time.
As a writer I’m always theorizing and coming up with stupid shit and extrapolating beyond the norms to consider plots from disparate elements and I see stories everywhere I go. Sometimes they sound like the manifestations of a conspiracy theorist. One such plot goes like this: The Election 2020. The country is divided nearly …
I miss you.
I do everything I can to not think about you. I look in the mirror and you are there staring back at me. But you are older than you ever will be. I hear a song that reminds me of you and I am a flood of tears. For the rest of my life you’ll …