Today in fake news

Due to the overwhelming popularity of Rings of Power and its record breaking viewership; the show runners have been leaking information on their next amazing projects.

Summer 2024 we can expect PREDATOR VS PREDATOR.
The Iconic Predator faces off against an actor on his private island – who will survive? The now hero Predator or Kevin Spacey (Played by Matt Damon)?

Winter 2024 brings us SISTERS IN ARMS.
Updating World War 2 with a fresh and modern perspective – Sgt. Power’s (Octavia Spencer) Girl boss squad defies their arrogant male superiors to make a dent in Hitler’s war machine. The group take on the horrors of war, while already under threat from misogyny, sexism and racism, to overcome the odds and bring peace to Germany.

2025 we’ll see the 9 1/2 WEEKS REBOOT.
Unlike 1986’s sexy thriller, the reboot follows John (Elliot Page) who discovers their true purpose through a chance encounter with an artist who oversees their transition to becoming a woman over the next 10ish weeks.

And sometime in 2026 ALL IN THE FAMILY NOW releases
Norman Lear’s classic sitcom is reimagined for a modern audience by award winning creator Jessica Gao. When Lesbian couple (Moses Ingram and Kelly Marie Tran) lose their home, they move into their grandparent’s house to be taken care of by moderate republican Archie Bunker (Tim Allen) and the girls relentlessly call out his sexist, ableist, racist, bigoted, transphobic, pathetic white privilege to a cheering audience.

And in a special scoop: we hear the following are in early development!

TWO AND A HALF GAY MEN

AMERICA THE WORST – THE UNTOLD STORY OF PRIVILEGE IN AMERICA

THE LORD OF THE RINGS – OVERTHROW THE KING

ROB ZOMBIE PRESENTS – THE MUNSTERS TWO

PRETTY WOMAN REBOOT – WITH TESS HOLIDAY

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