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Category: You’re wrong, here’s why

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Posted on July 23, 2017July 23, 2017

Suicidal tendencies. Don’t worry. I’m here to help you.

I am sharing my pain in the hope that I can help you understand how to deal with yours. This is my hope, who knows if it makes sense.

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Posted on May 28, 2017May 28, 2017

13 reasons why no one likes me.

I just watched 13 reasons why. I heard so many positive things that I felt I needed to check it out. Honestly, I don’t think anyone needs to see this bullshit. But I’ll explain why – there will be spoilers so if you care, don’t read ahead. It completely reinforces for me why I hate …

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Posted on March 11, 2016May 28, 2017

The poor hard working actors of the North East.

Prepare to think I’m an asshole. … So I see a lot of people I know, actors primarily, saying please keep Beowulf going. Please renew for a season two. Please start a campaign page, spread the word, share this, link that, etc. I’ve bit my tongue. But I’ll throw a penny in the fountain of …

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Posted on December 13, 2013May 28, 2017

Mmm, that’s some good racism, England!

You know what I love? Being white. You know why? Because I’m not ruining it for anyone else. Because I love walking on egg shells. I love any joke I make being accused as defamatory, regardless of content, because I’m white. I love any comment I make about society, race or creed being considered racist, …

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Posted on December 9, 2013May 28, 2017

The best worst superhero movie ever made

          Hey, is it just me or is THE DARK KNIGHT film hugely overrated? I got to thinking about it with the new Superman/Batman team up movie getting made.  I hope you’re bored, because this is long. And I tried to avoid wasting my time complaining about fandom for a movie which was released more …

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Walking and talking. This is my life.

  • Why me?
  • She Hulk – I can fix it.
  • … End of Line.
  • Tin foil hat time.
  • Argh, I am a pirate.
  • December 25th 2019
  • Movies as a modern talking point.
  • Intro from the TOO YOUNG TO DIE screenplay
  • The Daily Depression I
  • 10-17-17

Agree or disagree, it is how I feel…

  • She Hulk – I can fix it.
  • Today in fake news
  • One eye closed.
  • Unrestrained growth.
  • AN OPEN PITCH TO SQUARE ENIX.
  • Tin foil hat time.
  • An string of unpopular thoughts.
  • Argh, I am a pirate.
  • Terminated
  • Movies as a modern talking point.

A few short stories I have written.

  • Tin foil hat time.
  • Hope Street
  • I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEE-SHIRT
  • Incident on flight 102

Prose and Poetry

  • Look forward, walk backwards.
  • The blank page
  • Modern Man
  • Nothing but.
  • Out of control.
  • Secretly.
  • I live under a sky, full of Angels.
  • Once upon a time:
  • …
  • Anagrammatically
  • Guess
  • The lights
  • Contradictions in Contraception
  • Emotional intelligence
  • Sometimes…
  • Folding
  • Shattered Moments
  • He
  • Shark
  • Open to Interpretation
  • Breathe out
  • Some people:
  • A filing cabinet for widows and young professionals
  • A Penny for my thoughts.
  • The Automated tellers – Of Death
  • Pre-eminent
  • Silence is golden
  • Hey, I think, therefore you are man.
  • Speed me towards…
  • Devolutionary jabs
  • Sight unseen
  • Inferno
  • Bolt action, single-, double-action, action, re-action.
  • Dispatching a deluge of despondency.
  • Sitting outside. 
  • –He is not afraid to kill me, because there is no death–
  • Prosaic.

When I’m wasting time:

  • Why me?
  • She Hulk – I can fix it.
  • Today in fake news
  • One eye closed.

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