As a writer I’m always theorizing and coming up with stupid shit and extrapolating beyond the norms to consider plots from disparate elements and I see stories everywhere I go. Sometimes they sound like the manifestations of a conspiracy theorist. One such plot goes like this: The Election 2020. The country is divided nearly …
An string of unpopular thoughts.
I’ve been alive for 38 years. And the things that have happened in that time is incredible. Comparative to many other times in history, the curve of progress has sped up exponentially. But so has a lot of other things. And in many ways, I feel we are living on a knife’s edge, teetering between …
Argh, I am a pirate.
With the release of Color out of Space I’ve heard a renewed focus on piracy in film. Mostly how much of a scourge it is and how it cripples filmmakers and stifles auteurs by castrating studios into believing smaller budgeted films have no chances of being funded because only higher grossing tent pole films can …
Terminated
(Spoilers) So Dark Fate has bombed pretty hard they say. Super low opening weekend, low international haul, bad china box office, etc. The trilogy they planned from this flick is probably not gonna happen. There is a lot of blame going around and people are dividing into a few distinct camps. Much like Last Jedi; …
Movies as a modern talking point.
So Scorsese and a couple of other filmmakers talk a little shit about Marvel movies – their opinion – and the world is losing its shit. Like everything else divides are occurring. People are forming their sides as to who is wrong and right instead of that’s their opinion, here is mine. But this is …
Suicidal tendencies. Don’t worry. I’m here to help you.
I am sharing my pain in the hope that I can help you understand how to deal with yours. This is my hope, who knows if it makes sense.
13 reasons why no one likes me.
I just watched 13 reasons why. I heard so many positive things that I felt I needed to check it out. Honestly, I don’t think anyone needs to see this bullshit. But I’ll explain why – there will be spoilers so if you care, don’t read ahead. It completely reinforces for me why I hate …
The poor hard working actors of the North East.
Prepare to think I’m an asshole. … So I see a lot of people I know, actors primarily, saying please keep Beowulf going. Please renew for a season two. Please start a campaign page, spread the word, share this, link that, etc. I’ve bit my tongue. But I’ll throw a penny in the fountain of …
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Mmm, that’s some good racism, England!
You know what I love? Being white. You know why? Because I’m not ruining it for anyone else. Because I love walking on egg shells. I love any joke I make being accused as defamatory, regardless of content, because I’m white. I love any comment I make about society, race or creed being considered racist, …
The best worst superhero movie ever made
Hey, is it just me or is THE DARK KNIGHT film hugely overrated? I got to thinking about it with the new Superman/Batman team up movie getting made. I hope you’re bored, because this is long. And I tried to avoid wasting my time complaining about fandom for a movie which was released more …